The great father of psychology himself, Sigmund Freud, said that “Time spent with cats is never wasted,” and millions of cat lovers all over the world would agree with that. The delightful, furry creatures may have a reputation for being difficult or demanding at times, but they can fill your life with so much love. Having one as a pet and treating them as a family member entails a lot of responsibility, but it’s all worth it in the end when they give you so much in return.
To show everyone just what life is like living with cats, Russian artist Lingvistov has created illustrations based on her own experiences. Her art is appreciated by people who love cats, and even dog lovers get a kick out of them. We encourage you to scroll down to the bottom of this list; you might find your day a little brighter.
All images featured in this article are courtesy of Lingvistov
#1 They want to be involved in everything
If you haven’t had a cat, you have no idea what intrusive is. Felines don’t respect your private space; they are their own bosses and they pretty much go wherever they want to. Working remotely at home? They will sit on your laptop.
Image courtesy of lingvistov/Insstagram
Exercising? They won’t hesitate to join you. Having your meal? They will climb on the table and position themselves between you and your plate. If you want to take care of one, keep in mind you might need some patience.
#2 Marie Kondo in her past life
Who would have thought that Marie Kondo was a cat in her past life? This is exactly the animal form the organizer would have been in her previous life. She may be small but she doesn’t have reservations when it comes to redecorating.
She’ll toss anything that doesn’t belong in a space and she’ll get rid of everything that doesn’t spark joy. It doesn’t matter if you paid hundreds for that item, it will go right out the window. It makes us laugh when cats do that.
#3 They’re better than chameleons
Chameleons might be known for changing their colors according to their body temperature or to communicate with other chameleons but they don’t hold a candle to cats. Cats are the masters of blending in, even when they don’t perfectly match the surroundings.
They are so good that you won’t even notice where they are. One minute they look like the interior of a box, the next they look like they are part of your furniture or your rug. You best believe when we tell you they just disappear into the background.
#4 Work? What work?
If there is one thing that has happened over the past two years which people consider bad and good at the same time, it’s working from home. Being at home, typing away in your pajamas, and making sales call in your living room is the best thing.
It can also be a bad thing when you have a cat at home. They don’t care if you have an important meeting or if you have to finish your document soon. If they want to intrude, they will. The lady in this illustration is clearly incapussitated.
#5 Cat hair there and everywhere
One of the things that are part and parcel of having a pet – or should we say, boss cat – in your home is fur flying everywhere. You can count on it to be on your sofa, furniture, clothes, and sometimes, if you’re not careful, in your food.
This is the perfect illustration of how your clothes will look if you get a cat. Yes, you can get rid of all the hair but that’s going to eat into your time so if you’re in a hurry, you might end up going on your date with cat hair accessories.
#6 You’ll miss your cat
Cats can be annoying sometimes but one thing’s for sure, when they are away from you, you’ll miss them terribly. You’ll miss them disturbing you while working, making sounds when you want them to be quiet, and intruding into your space.
Have you ever gone on a holiday alone and had to turn your pet over to someone else’s care while you’re away? We are sure you wanted to “talk” to them while you are away and perhaps ask them how their day was going without you.
#7 They are in charge of your time
If you think you’re the boss, you couldn’t be more wrong if you have a cat. Your feline is in charge. It calls the shots and it tells you what you can and cannot do, as well as when you can or cannot leave.
We’re sure it’s familiar to you and we’re sure this has happened plenty of times before to cat owners. You don’t tell them to get off you. They decide when you can go. Of course, you’re listening because that’s what you really want.
#8 They own most of the space
If you have a cat in the house, you have to be ready to give up most of the space in the home to it. You can’t tell it to go away or to remain on its bed because it’s gonna find its way to the furniture, the laptop, the table, the bed.
Nothing is off-limits to them so if you can’t deal with having a tenth of the sofa space to yourself, we suggest you rethink your idea about getting a cat (if you had one). Your space is no longer going to belong to you alone.
#9 Don’t disturb me, human
Cats, being the royalty that they are, don’t like being disturbed. They want to wake up whenever they want to and do whatever they want. being fiercely independent and self-sufficient, they don’t obey anyone and they won’t heed anyone’s command.
If your cat is sleeping, you better not disturb it because we guarantee you that they won’t like it. Leave them be and let them wake up when they want to so that you’ll also have a peaceful life. Unless you like to tease them.
#10 Snow showers or hair showers
Every surface in your house will be covered with cat hair or as other people like to call it, kitty sprinkles. You’d better get yourself a reliable vacuum that can help with all the cleaning. You could make a coat with all they leave behind.
The moment your cat stands up from the floor or any furniture in your home, some fur is going to leave its mark. It’s best to set aside time for tidying up because it’s necessary if you want to keep your house livable.
#11 They love bags and boxes
One thing about cats that set them apart from dogs is that they enjoy playing with boxes and bags. They like crawling into things. Remember what they say, “If I fits, I sits”? That is very true of cats. Small enclosed spaces are their versions of man caves.
Cats are very fluid too; they fit into everything. Sometimes we wonder how small bags can fit fluffy felines. We recommend not disturbing your cat when they are in their caves. What harm are they causing, anyway? Toss that empty Amazon box in the recycling later.
#12 Notice me, human!
If they want your attention, cats will do everything they have to just to get you to notice them. They will crawl on top of you, they will purr and purr, and they will roll around if they have to.
If you’re reading a book, they will ensure you won’t be able to finish it if they’re feeling affectionate, we guarantee you. Your cat won’t stop bugging you until you pay attention to it and the earlier you start doing so, the better.
#13 You should go for the box
Remember what we said about cats wanting to stay in their cat caves? This is the perfect illustration of the dilemma they face when they are made to choose between boxes or bags. This is the complete opposite of what it’s like to get caught between a rock and a hard place.
This is getting caught between their two favorite things but we’re sure that most felines would choose the box. It’s more comfortable, we imagine, because it’s structured and it’s easy to get in and out of. What do you think?
#14 They would rather sleep on your bed
How many times have you bought your cat a nice bed that’s not only comfortable but also expensive? Only the best for our fur babies! We are sure you have done this more than once but your cat still sleeps on your bed.
They seem to have that favorite spot that they come back to time and again. It doesn’t matter if you are tired or not, comfortable or not. You can’t do anything but accept the fact that you can depend on the company every night.
#15 Cats play a huge role in your life
Along with being a bit mischievous, cats also play a huge role in our lives. They help keep us warm when we’re cold, they lick you to show love, they help you exercise, and they wake you up in time for work.
Seriously though, they bring us so much happiness and keep us company and make sure we’re not lonely. They are more than just pets; they are confidantes and beloved family members who we love and value. We would go to incredible lengths for our cats!
#16 I’m just coming through
Do you feel the need to pet your cat every time you see it? We totally understand the desire and impulse to touch them as soon as they come close. Sadly, there are times when they just want to be left alone to their own devices.
See them approaching you? Most of the time, they’re just passing through and don’t want to be disturbed. Usually, they will approach you when in the mood for pets and love. Those moments are pure magic nd never lose their power to make us emotional.
#17 You have too much screen time
How do you know when you have too much screen time? A good indication is when your cat wants you to leave your phone or tablet alone, such as the one you see in the illustration. Human has probably been on the phone for hours.
Why spend your time watching funny cat videos when you can spend it with the real thing that has more attitude and sass than the one on the screen? Sometimes we can see it when our cats don’t understand us, or disapprove of what we’re doing.
#18 Wash your hands first before you touch them
If you think you’re the only one who’s fickle about cleanliness, think again. Nowadays, you have to wash your hands thoroughly and regularly to stay safe and healthy. Your cat thinks the same too, so wash your hands before you start touching them.
They want to avoid sickness just as much as you and can tell when your hands are dirty. They also have their own determinations about what is clean and dirty, so keep that in mind. But they’re still cute so we’ll forgive them if they forgive us.
#19 Need protection? Get a cat
In ancient Egypt, cats were revered and they were widely represented in religious and social practices for thousands of years. They were considered by Egyptians to be the guardians of the underworld, so we’d naturally think of them as brave.
If you need something to protect you from all the bad things in this world, you could get a cat. However, they are not all that courageous. This illustration is a good representation of many people’s cats. They like to hide under the bed as soon as they hear strange noises.
#20 You’re too comfortable human
Just when you think everything is fine and dandy, your cat does something to snap you out of things and disturb you from your daydream or your restful sleep. Does this sound familiar? It probably does because most cats do this.
Just when you’re comfortable lying down on the couch, watching your favorite show, your cat jumps in and startles you. They seem to have a knack for sensing when you are at peace so they can disturb you. We can relate to the lady’s surprised face.
