{"id":3401,"date":"2024-06-26T20:26:44","date_gmt":"2024-06-27T03:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.decortoday.net\/?p=3401"},"modified":"2024-06-26T20:33:16","modified_gmt":"2024-06-27T03:33:16","slug":"funny-signs-for-those-who-adore-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decortoday.net\/funny-signs-for-those-who-adore-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Signs For Those Who Adore Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
Every town has that one person who’s just a little different, whether it’s the guy who makes statues out of sheet metal or the local diner owner who also happens to run a cat shelter out of their home. They are the kind of people that give a place its character and soul. In a town in Colorado, they have\u00a0Vince Rozmiarek, who erects funny signs to brighten up people’s days. Here are some of his most recent and funniest signs to date – and they’re sure to make you laugh out loud!\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
This pun is really funny, but it’s also kind of painful. We know firsthand how much heating bills can run, so even thinking about leaving the front door open makes us wince a bit. Vince wrote “My landlord wants to talk about the high heating bills. I told him my door is always open.” Imagine your landlord actually coming up to you and asking about the bill, and you responding with this.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the Sign Guy\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t You’d probably get a pretty shocked reaction before getting scolded and having to explain that you weren’t actually leaving the front door open, at least we hope not.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the sign guy is known for his clever puns. It’s kind of a hallmark of his, and this sign is no different. We’re not sure how he came up with this one, but if there are any fruit farmers in town, we’re sure they got a good laugh out of this sign. It reads, “Fruit farmers eat what they can and can what they can’t.” In other words, it’s referencing the fact that they can a lot of fruit.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the Sign Guy\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Actually, you don’t even really have to be a fruit farmer to get a good laugh out of this pun. We’re sure everyone who passed it by on the road chuckled at least a bit.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t Getting over any addiction takes a lot of willpower. It doesn’t matter what kind of program or method you choose to help you. We’re glad Vince is finally tackling his hiking addiction, but from the looks of this pun, it sounds like he still has some work to do. He hasn’t even made it out of the woods yet, just imagine how he’s going to feel once he gets home.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the Sign Guy\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t In all seriousness, though, we kind of feel him on this one. It can be tough cutting back on time spent in the woods or out on the water. Luckily, we don’t have to. Maybe we have a problem?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t This is probably one of our favorites on this list just because it’s so clever. It reads, “I bought a fake koi fish… It’s my dekoi.” The best puns are simple and surprising. Who doesn’t love koi fish and couldn’t relate to this one? Now, every time we come across a koi pond, we’re going to be thinking about this joke and maybe even checking out the koi to make sure they’re all real.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the Sign Guy\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Honestly, if you’re lucky enough to have a koi pond at home, it isn’t a bad idea to put a dekoi in there to fool birds and other predators.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t Part of the reason we enjoy this sign so much is the simple fact that it reminds us of playing hide and seek when we were kids. Like, seriously, when was the last time you played? Anyway, this sign can be read in two different ways. On the one hand, Vince could be complaining that he can’t find anyone else to play hide and seek with. We feel him on that.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the Sign Guy\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t On the other hand, he could be seeing that those who are really good at hide and seek are just really hard to find, which is what makes this sign so great.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t We’re pretty sure that everyone’s heard the term aloha before. It’s used to say hello and goodbye in Hawaiian. However, if you break it down, as Vince did here, you can come up with a pun like “Laughing out loud is forbidden in Hawaii because it’s a low ha state.” In other words, it’s a state where they laugh quietly. This one is pretty clever, and we’ve never thought of aloha like that before.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the Sign Guy\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Of course, if you’ve ever been to Hawaii, then you probably know that they do nothing but laugh quietly there, and the people very much enjoy a good laugh or two.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t Here’s another banger by Vince the sign man. “When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.” He’s playing off the phrase, “a figment of your imagination,” but honestly, we like this one just as much. Could you even imagine dreaming in only color? What would that even be like? Would there be images or patterns? What about words? Vince might’ve actually stumbled onto something surprisingly deep here.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t Vince the Sign Guy\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t He can probably add making people think deeply about things to his list of skills, right alongside making people laugh and brightening up their day. It’s not a bad set of skills to have.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t We’re curious as to what exactly Vince did to warrant something like this. Putting glue on a firearm is kind of sketchy, especially if it’s put in or near the chamber. Vince writes, “I think my wife is putting glue on my firearms. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.” We could just imagine someone’s hand being superglued to a pistol or rifle and not being able to break free.\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\tYou Can't Not Laugh At This<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
In It For The Long Haul<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
Another Incredible Pun<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
Here's A Pun For Hawaii<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
So, It Was All Just A Dream?<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
Something Sticky Is Going On Here<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t